Friday, September 25, 2009

Seriously Mackenzie, Seriously?

I just do not understand people? Maybe I think too much? Anyway, this whole Mackenzie Phillips thing is nucking futs. However, I have a few thoughts on the matter.

All I have to say about John Phillips is that if the Rolling Stones didn't want to hang out with you in the 70's because you were too messed up... Then he had some serious issues.

Also, I am not saying that incest isn't disgusting and horribly wrong. It is, but she keeps saying that it was consensual? Then I read the word 'forced' in the same sentence. Last time I check (Forgive me if I am slow, I only went to a SUNY school), but consensual means both parties agreed to participate in whatever act they participated in. In this cats opinion she shouldn't be pitied or sympathized in this situation.

Friday, September 18, 2009

What the F**k?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? That girl from Hofstra, that guy from Yale. I do not get people anymore? Why do good people seem to always get fucked over and/or killed? I have some tips for that girl from Hofstra though. If you do not want to be labeled as a tramp... Do not have sex with 4 guys in one night while they all watch! If you were a band you'd be Supertramp.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Random Thoughts 12

Kanye West is a moron. Shut up and go away for a while. Please!!

The 'fans' that vandalized that dude from the Buffalo Bills lawn need to get a fucking life. He fumbled a football. Get over it. I know they take football really serious up there, but seriously what the hell is wrong with people?

How come there are no Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute concerts? I saw one of the Experience Hendrix ones and it was really cool. I wanna see more SRV related shows.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hello.

I have been dormant for a while, but now I am back. I got a lot on my mind so I want to share it with ya'll.

What the fuck is with that moron heckling Obama during he speech? It is not a minor league baseball game. The President of the US is giving a speech. I know the health care reform is a touchy subject with everyone, but people wonder we (the normal people) hate politicians. Because they act like jack asses!! First those jerks in Albany, now heckling in the house? Someone going to start the wave next? Maybe shoot t-shirts with their opinions into the crowd? What a bunch of idiots. People are entitled to their opinion, but sometimes it is better just to shut up.

The Beatles re-mastered albums came out and I am fucking geeked. They deserve all the hype they receive even 40 years after they broke up. No one and I mean NO ONE will ever accomplish what they did in basically a 6 1/2 year span. They were geniuses and matured so fast in terms or musicianship and songwriters it is unreal. They went from 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' to 'Strawberry Fields Forever' in a matter of a few years. It is mind blowing to think of all they accomplished. I mean, George was only 26 when they made Abbey Road for fuck sake!!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Blargh...

I am so fucking sick of this story of the cop & Professor from Harvard. I am so sick of racism and people claiming racial profiling on everything that happens. Are these real issues? Yes, very much so. I have not had to deal with these problems, so I cannot put myself in anyone else's shoes. But... people need to realize not all things are a black & white issue. Sometimes people are just assholes. Sometimes people are just mean, ignorant and selfish. Not everything is a race issue. I am sure both men in this case overreacted. It is unfortunate and sad that it becomes a world event. My biggest disappointment with this issue is how the president handled it. He made comments that were so ignorant. I have to say he is really letting me down so far as president. I see him on Entertainment tonight more than on the news.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

3 Album Run's

Just a thought... What are some of the best 3 album runs in history of music? Some bands have had some classic material back to back to back. This is solely for the purpose of debate, so in no particular order some thoughts...

Van Morrison: Astral Weeks, Moondance, His Band and the Street Choir
Rolling Stones: Let it Bleed, Beggars Banquet, Exile on Main Street
Beastie Boys: Paul's Boutique, Check Your Head, Ill Cummunication
The Who: Tommy, Who's Next, Quadrophenia
U2: War, Unforgettable Fire, Joshua Tree
Thin Lizzy: Nightlife, Fighting, Jailbreak

Discuss...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Guitar Tone

I am listening to some Zappa right now and his guitar tone is just unreal. I am not talking about his playing, but the way the notes sound when they come out his guitar. Few guitar players have it. Neil Young is another guy. His tone is so distinct and mesmerizing. What are some other guitar players that have an identifying tone? Hendrix? Van Halen? Tone is different than playing style. Discuss...

Filibuster

Is every politician a cheater, thief and pervert? What the hell? Talk about letting their power go to their heads (Both of them! Hey-o!). All those morons in Albany should just fight each to the death to be able to leave that building. If they are just going to do nothing while they're in there, they might as well make it interesting?

Madoff should go to jail for the rest of his life and he should have no money left to his name. His family should have nothing. You're telling me they don't know  anything about what he did to those people? Give me a break. If he only gets 12 years that is a joke.

Let's hope the Knicks keep Lee & Robinson, get Stephen Curry and maybe one or two other quality players tonight. I hope at least one of these guys is in a Knicks uniform come July 1st.

Iced Tea is good.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hello...

I just do not understand this fucking place?

Ever notice people at Starbucks or wherever who are trying really, really hard to read something, but have sunglasses on? Don't you want to smack them in the back of the head and say "Take off your sunglasses when you're inside, you jackass!" I do.

Sammy Sosa took steroids? Come on. No way! Love how these reports come out 6 years later. Is there anyone in MLB who hasn't taken steroids and actually can hit home runs? That's why I liked guys like Dan Pasqua and Mike Pagliarulo.

That whole Sarah Palin vs. David Lettermen thing is so stupid. He made a joke (albeit a bad one), he apologized, get over it. She should focus her time somewhere else. All of a sudden she is very very touchy and protective of her family. When she went on SNL and was mocking herself and getting publicity that was different I guess? Now people have gone too far? Give me a break lady.

People need to listen to more Fishbone.

Monday, June 1, 2009

In a World...

Whenever I go to Blockbuster now to rent movies I hear that 'movie preview guy' voice in my head. It doesn't matter what movie I am looking at I read the overview in 'movie preview guy' voice.

Best Moment Ever

I saw some of the MTV Movie awards last night and when Bruno fell on top of Eminem and then he flipped out, that was hysterical! Whether it was staged or not is up for debate. I think MTV knew where to drop Bruno, but Eminem didn't seem too happy when it did happen. So who knows? But regardless, seeing Eminem walk away all pissed off was priceless. He is one of those guys that makes fun of everyone, but if you mess with him he gets all angry. Good job MTV. You finally got something right.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

What?

What the fuck is wrong with the world? Swine Flu, War, the Economy and now rumors that Jamie Foxx might play Frank Sinatra in a Scorsese directed biopic. What the fucking fuck? Jamie Foxx?? Come on man, that is just ridiculous. According to an article over at Paste a industry insider said that "Cool is color blind and that Jamie would be born to play that role." Give me a break. That is no longer a bio-pic then, isn't it?


Friday, May 1, 2009

Everybody...

...Should listen to more Solomon Burke!

Ra-ra-ra-ra-rant

Since this is my blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want I am going to rant a little...

I hate when you are driving and you notice someone next to you with their blinker on. They obviously want to get into your lane, but they do not move when you slow down to give them space to get in. Then, they gun it and cut you off or cut someone else off when you had given them room to get into the fucking lane. Pay attention you assholes and stop cutting me off!

I hate diagonal walkers in parking lots. Walk fucking straight! Ever hear that crazy theory that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line? Well, try it sometime you pricks.

This 'Swine Flu' thing is getting out of hand. I know it is scary and a cause for concern, but if you can treat it with over the counter medication, maybe the media should actually focus on that? It is called taking care of yourself. More people should try it on a regular basis.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Monday... Ugh!

I changed my mind (again) and the worst show ever in the history of TV is Daisy of Love. Jesus Christ! I can't believe the knuckle heads on that show. It is sad that Daisy is still single. If Riki Rachtman thinks she is a catch, then that must be the truth! Would Riki lie to us?

Swine Flu? What the fuck?!?

The new Dylan album is awesome. Why more album's don't feature the accordion I will never know?

Friday, April 24, 2009

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What kind of world are we living in? Animals being fired from the zoo and pirates! Things are insane out there. The first time I heard the term 'Ponzi Scheme' I thought someone said 'Fonzi Scheme'. I was like, does Potsie know? Where is Ralph Mouth?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Weirdsville

What the hell is going on in the world?

Sportscenter is a damn entertainment show now. Forget Sports, let's talk about Snoop Dogg and Eva Longoria. What the fuck?

Sorry Phil Spector. Take care, comb your hair! All I have to say is this... If the Ramones thought you were weird, then you got some fucking issues.

What is with Knicks fans? David Lee is the type of player the Knicks have needed since Oakley, Starks & Sprewell split. Now he is overrated? When he is let go for nothing the fans will cry when he is gone. Lebron James ain't going to come to NY if there are a bunch of nobodies here.

Bacon is king!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I Know, I Suck

Yes, I have been slacking. I am sorry. I just haven't felt very inspired lately. I try to blog everyday, but I just get side tracked and then I forgot. It happens, but what can you do? I will do my best to start this up again and make sure I write new content everyday. That being said let's get down to brass tax...

Anyone catch the Rock of Love finale? The whore won.

So long Isiah Thomas. I am sooooooooooooo sad to see you go.

As if the world isn't screwy enough, now we have to worry about pirates?

I love the Beastie Boys and the album 'Check You Head', but do I really need 10 versions of 'So What'cha Want' with that deluxe edition?

Damn you Wendy's Spicy Chicken Samich!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Review & Comments

The new Mets stadium is pretty impressive I must say. The beer selection was not, but other than that it was fun to check out the new ball park & walk around. We sat in Section 139. Which is in center field territory. The view was great and the seats were spacious and comfortable. Drink holders were a huge plus! They are right in front of you when you sit down and most people were like Whoa! Drink holders! The Mets got blown out, but overall a good time. I would definitely go back.

Bristol Palin is now advocating abstinence? Nice, that might have been good to "advocate" about a year ago.

Marley & Me is fucking sad.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

TTYL Plax

Good riddance Plaxico. I know, I know, he 'was' a super bowl hero. Who cares! He is a punk and a moron. He shot himself and did a whole bunch of other crap to ruin his chances. Then, the Giants offer him a contract with lots of incentives so he could recoup all the money he lost and he turned it down. Thanks for the loyalty asshole. I just do not understand these athletes. He will sign with someone else and make a shit load of money just because he can catch a ball. Outside of that, he has no redeming qualities at all.

This just in from the please shut up department... Madona, please just shut up. I do not get the whole I want to adopt a kid from a third world country thing? I do get that maybe, just maybe you really want to help these kids. You do not get that people who can't have kids or have trouble adopting kids do not have the special priviliges that you do. People wait years to adopt kids and you go over choose them like it is a buffet. Just shut up and go practice your weird lifestyle somewhere else. Oh yeah, bring A-Rod too.

I am going to the Mets game today. I am excited to see Citi Field and to go to ball game. It has been years. I will write a review of the stadium later.

Listen to the new Mastodon album now!!