Friday, February 27, 2009

Farewell & Good Riddance

Goodbye Starbury! Take your attitude and creepy head tattoo with you.

Yikes!

The Jonas Bros. are some ugly mutha truckers. Do we really need to see them in 3D? Little kids will be running from the theater like it is on fire.

The Day is So Slow

This day is dragging worse than a dog with no legs on it's nightly walk.

Ideas for Friday

Thank god it is Friday is all I have to say. What is everyone doing tonight? I have some suggestions for your Friday. You can have a drink? That was a dumb statement. Of course you are going to have a drink! You old salty dog. I have an interesting idea for you all. Why don't you take the Marmaduke Challenge. What is the Marmaduke Challenge you ask? Read the Marmaduke comic strip everyday for a week and see if it covers anything other than the fact the dog is huge and/or he eats a tremendous amount. If it does cover something other than those 2 topics, then the universe is wonky and something is wrong.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Some Cool Blogs

Some of my personal faves...

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

http://huddingehill.blogspot.com/

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/

Lost Am I

What the hell is going on in Lost? Who is who? Where are they? Why does Daniel Faraday whisper all the time? Where the hell is Vincent the dog during all of this?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Umm...

When I watch the Muppets and they look like they are running and they play a banjo in the background... I laugh.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Not the Same

Call me crazy, but Kelly Clarkson's album getting 'leaked' doesn't have the same effect on me as U2's album getting 'leaked'.

Does anyone even watch the Oscars? Seriously, who fucking cares.

Children's cartoons are so weird. Whatever ever happened to good cartoons? Very few of the new ones are alright, but the characters are just creepy. I like a coyote chasing a roadrunner, not something that looks like it got run over.

Friday, February 20, 2009

New Drink

Cleopatra Jones

Bushmill's Black Bush Whiskey
Ginger Ale
Some Ice
and a Glass

I would say 3 to 1 ratio or so Ginger Ale to Whiskey. But as with any drink it is to your liking. I suggest starting slow though, these creep up o you.

Superman 2

I don't get Superman 2. Actually, just one specific part. That giant cellophane 'S' he had? What the hell was that? Where did he get it? Why did he have it? Why did he use it then? Those were 3 super villains and what good would a paper 'S' do against them? Why didn't he use it on regular criminals? Wouldn't General Zod be the laughing stock of the universe if he was done in by a cellophane 'S'? Was it an emergency only 'S'? Color me confused.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I am glad the Knicks took David Lee off of the trading table (for now). Until the trading deadline passes I am nervous about him getting traded. He hustles and has heart. They always get rid of those types of players. Sprewell, Ewing, Oakley, Mason, Starks, hell even Kurt Thomas. Do not trade David Lee!

You know what isn't good, watching Man vs. Food at 11 o'clock at night when you are hungry.

I haven't had a Yodel in a dog's year.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Blah, Blah, Blah

I don't understand A-Rod. Last week he didn't know what he took, but now he knows what he took, when he took it and where he got it? But he didn't think he was doing it right? What the hell man. Either give all the details & answer all the questions or just shut up. The baseball season hasn't even started yet and I am already annoyed at all the players.

How come you cannot get a small soda anymore? I went to Taco Bell last week and they have like a little kiddy cup and I wanted that with a little soda in it and they wouldn't give it to me. What's the difference? I was still going to pay for it. I just do not want a liter of soda for lunch. Not that Taco Bell is healthy, but that is just too much fucking soda!

Amy Fisher is a stripper now? Wow, she is really a sparkling example of a woman. Who would pay to see her? I just do not get the draw? Does she say, I shot a woman in the face and I am a whore... come see me dance? She must be desperate. That's it!

Hahaha... Furious George!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Furious George

I am sorry, but what the hell is wrong with people? Raising a chimp as a pet? It is a wild animal. I feel bad for the woman who got mauled, but the owners or this animal should be held responsible. Wild animals are not pets. They should be in the Congo, not Stamford fucking Connecticut. Why don't they get a mountain lion and dress your kids in a meat suit. Assholes.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Jet

Kenny Smith is the worst announcer ever. Someone please get rid of him.

Friday, February 13, 2009

TGiF

Thank god it is Friday! I am a slacker lately with the posts. I mean to, but I always forget. Anyway, I have a 3 day weekend this weekend. That is some damn good news. I am going to see Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings tonight with Kim. It should be awesome. We could all use a little super-soul-excitement. We are eating at Blockheads before hand. Man, I love Mexican food.

This weekend is NBA all-star weekend. My predictions are... In the 3 pt Shoot Out - Roger Mason, Slam Dunk contest - Nate Robinson and in the game - The West.

The more I see that woman who had 8 kids on the news the more I realize she is bat shit crazy.

I am convinced Ernie Anastos is an android. That guy has to be 106 at least!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nice!

A-Rod, good for you. Yes, you 'admitted' you used a banned substance. I do give you credit. Not too many other people have come forward in the same way. It was refreshing to see. However, you loose points for claiming you do not know what you took? You said you had trainers, friends & whatnot that were around and you just took a bunch of pills without knowing? Wow, you are stupid.

Chris Brown is an idiot. Not my best friend's brother I mean the R&B singer. Nothing says 'thug' like beating your girlfriend.

No matter what you say or do you can't make a Slurpee, Frosty or a Fribble at home. It just isn't the same.

Monday, February 9, 2009

And...

Oh, by the way Rachael Ray the time is 14:59.

That woman who had the octuplets is nuttier than squirrel shit. Did she have plastic surgery or did she suck on a hot curling iron?

Lots to Discuss

Wow, an action packed weekend. Lots of stuff to talk about. Let's start off with that train wreck of an awards show the Grammys. Holy shit man, that show is horrible. Why do the same 5 bands/artists win and/or nominated for every award? John Mayer won an award for a concert CD/DVD he recorded in 2007. Tom Petty won an award for long format music video that came out in 2007. I love Tom Petty, but come on! Dwezil Zappa even won an award. How is that possible? It isn't even his song. It is his fathers and he never won any Grammys. I am a huge Zappa fan as well, but that just makes no sense to me. Kayne sucks and that whole "rat pack" thing he was involved with was retarded. TI, Jay-Z and M.I.A. What the hell was that parade of fuck? I didn't see U2 or Radiohead, but I will Youtube those later. At least they perform new music or take it seriously. Most of those clowns just want to be seen. It has become such an inside joke that only the performers or people there understand or like what is happening. Paul McCartney can play the same 2 Beatles songs every awards show and he gets a standing ovation. I just don't get it.

Nothing is going to happen to A-Rod or Clemens unless some actually gets convicted. All these bitter trainers & employees saying they have evidence & shit is making a joke of MLB and it's current players.  Then let's see it. I think these jamokes should name names. I want to know all of these roid raging tools and prove them innocent or guilty once and for all. At least Giambi and Pettitte apologized in some way.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Fact 2

If you didn't wear a denim jacket with a patch on it by the lockers at the roller rink... you got your ass kicked.

Fact

The Black Keys made my ears bleed.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Random Thoughts 10

As a Knicks fan I am less embarrassed about last nights loss. At least they were in the game late. When they played the Lakers, that was just downright disgusting. The fans yelling 'MVP' for Kobe are assholes though. Way to show support for the home team.

I was watching Teen Wolf today and I was wondering to myself why Styles never got his own movie? I'd watch it.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

S-s-s-s-s-l-o-w

I apologize for the slow response time between blogs. There is no special reason for my laziness in writing blogs. I wanted to start off by writing about the stupidest people alive. The passengers from the flight that landed in the Hudson River. They survived a fucking plane crash into freezing waters and they are unhappy? Are they all morons? Yes, I think so. They got money, free first class upgrades on future flights and something else? What was it? Oh yeah I remember... their fucking lives! People make me sick. Let them go search the Hudson for their cell phones and luggage. Those articles can be replaced easily. I guess you can never make everyone happy even when you save their sorry asses.

The Super Bowl commercials sucked. Except one. The one where the Koala gets punched in the face. Priceless.

Leave Michael Phelps alone. So what he smoked pot. Oh no! It is so sad that some people will purposely wait around so that they can catch celebrities doing something 'bad' and then sell the image to the media. He didn't do what other athletes have done recently and kill anyone, dog fight, do heroin or shoot someone. There is such a double standard with athletes it is insane. It is pot. Get over it.

I was watching 'A Double Shot of Love 2' with the Ikki twins last night and it occurred to me. These are in-fact the stupidest people on the face of the planet.