Monday... Ugh!

I changed my mind (again) and the worst show ever in the history of TV is Daisy of Love. Jesus Christ! I can't believe the knuckle heads on that show. It is sad that Daisy is still single. If Riki Rachtman thinks she is a catch, then that must be the truth! Would Riki lie to us?

Swine Flu? What the fuck?!?

The new Dylan album is awesome. Why more album's don't feature the accordion I will never know?

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What kind of world are we living in? Animals being fired from the zoo and pirates! Things are insane out there. The first time I heard the term 'Ponzi Scheme' I thought someone said 'Fonzi Scheme'. I was like, does Potsie know? Where is Ralph Mouth?

Weirdsville

What the hell is going on in the world?

Sportscenter is a damn entertainment show now. Forget Sports, let's talk about Snoop Dogg and Eva Longoria. What the fuck?

Sorry Phil Spector. Take care, comb your hair! All I have to say is this... If the Ramones thought you were weird, then you got some fucking issues.

What is with Knicks fans? David Lee is the type of player the Knicks have needed since Oakley, Starks & Sprewell split. Now he is overrated? When he is let go for nothing the fans will cry when he is gone. Lebron James ain't going to come to NY if there are a bunch of nobodies here.

Bacon is king!

I Know, I Suck

Yes, I have been slacking. I am sorry. I just haven't felt very inspired lately. I try to blog everyday, but I just get side tracked and then I forgot. It happens, but what can you do? I will do my best to start this up again and make sure I write new content everyday. That being said let's get down to brass tax...

Anyone catch the Rock of Love finale? The whore won.

So long Isiah Thomas. I am sooooooooooooo sad to see you go.

As if the world isn't screwy enough, now we have to worry about pirates?

I love the Beastie Boys and the album 'Check You Head', but do I really need 10 versions of 'So What'cha Want' with that deluxe edition?

Damn you Wendy's Spicy Chicken Samich!!

Review & Comments

The new Mets stadium is pretty impressive I must say. The beer selection was not, but other than that it was fun to check out the new ball park & walk around. We sat in Section 139. Which is in center field territory. The view was great and the seats were spacious and comfortable. Drink holders were a huge plus! They are right in front of you when you sit down and most people were like Whoa! Drink holders! The Mets got blown out, but overall a good time. I would definitely go back.

Bristol Palin is now advocating abstinence? Nice, that might have been good to "advocate" about a year ago.

Marley & Me is fucking sad.

TTYL Plax

Good riddance Plaxico. I know, I know, he 'was' a super bowl hero. Who cares! He is a punk and a moron. He shot himself and did a whole bunch of other crap to ruin his chances. Then, the Giants offer him a contract with lots of incentives so he could recoup all the money he lost and he turned it down. Thanks for the loyalty asshole. I just do not understand these athletes. He will sign with someone else and make a shit load of money just because he can catch a ball. Outside of that, he has no redeming qualities at all.

This just in from the please shut up department... Madona, please just shut up. I do not get the whole I want to adopt a kid from a third world country thing? I do get that maybe, just maybe you really want to help these kids. You do not get that people who can't have kids or have trouble adopting kids do not have the special priviliges that you do. People wait years to adopt kids and you go over choose them like it is a buffet. Just shut up and go practice your weird lifestyle somewhere else. Oh yeah, bring A-Rod too.

I am going to the Mets game today. I am excited to see Citi Field and to go to ball game. It has been years. I will write a review of the stadium later.

Listen to the new Mastodon album now!!

Sign 'O the Times

I don't know what the fuck is going anymore? I paid off my credit card with my wife's help and the credit card company tells me there is 'suspicious activity' on my card? Suspicious activity because I paid off my card? When I was spending money like an idiot no gave a shit, but now that my balance is $0... they want to make sure all is well? They are giving me a new card and I have to answer a series of security questions on-line. Thanks, love the reverse security. Way to stay on top on my transactions.

Until the economy gets better I don't care what Michelle Obama is wearing or what teams Barack picked in the NCAA tournament.

I know I mentioned this a while ago, but you just can't make a Slurpee or a Fribble at home. No way is it possible.

Who'd win in a fight Twinkie the Kid, Kool Aid Man or Punchy of Hawaiian Punch fame?