What?

What the fuck is wrong with the world? Swine Flu, War, the Economy and now rumors that Jamie Foxx might play Frank Sinatra in a Scorsese directed biopic. What the fucking fuck? Jamie Foxx?? Come on man, that is just ridiculous. According to an article over at Paste a industry insider said that "Cool is color blind and that Jamie would be born to play that role." Give me a break. That is no longer a bio-pic then, isn't it?

Everybody...

...Should listen to more Solomon Burke!

Ra-ra-ra-ra-rant

Since this is my blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want I am going to rant a little...

I hate when you are driving and you notice someone next to you with their blinker on. They obviously want to get into your lane, but they do not move when you slow down to give them space to get in. Then, they gun it and cut you off or cut someone else off when you had given them room to get into the fucking lane. Pay attention you assholes and stop cutting me off!

I hate diagonal walkers in parking lots. Walk fucking straight! Ever hear that crazy theory that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line? Well, try it sometime you pricks.

This 'Swine Flu' thing is getting out of hand. I know it is scary and a cause for concern, but if you can treat it with over the counter medication, maybe the media should actually focus on that? It is called taking care of yourself. More people should try it on a regular basis.

Monday... Ugh!

I changed my mind (again) and the worst show ever in the history of TV is Daisy of Love. Jesus Christ! I can't believe the knuckle heads on that show. It is sad that Daisy is still single. If Riki Rachtman thinks she is a catch, then that must be the truth! Would Riki lie to us?

Swine Flu? What the fuck?!?

The new Dylan album is awesome. Why more album's don't feature the accordion I will never know?

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What kind of world are we living in? Animals being fired from the zoo and pirates! Things are insane out there. The first time I heard the term 'Ponzi Scheme' I thought someone said 'Fonzi Scheme'. I was like, does Potsie know? Where is Ralph Mouth?

Weirdsville

What the hell is going on in the world?

Sportscenter is a damn entertainment show now. Forget Sports, let's talk about Snoop Dogg and Eva Longoria. What the fuck?

Sorry Phil Spector. Take care, comb your hair! All I have to say is this... If the Ramones thought you were weird, then you got some fucking issues.

What is with Knicks fans? David Lee is the type of player the Knicks have needed since Oakley, Starks & Sprewell split. Now he is overrated? When he is let go for nothing the fans will cry when he is gone. Lebron James ain't going to come to NY if there are a bunch of nobodies here.

Bacon is king!

I Know, I Suck

Yes, I have been slacking. I am sorry. I just haven't felt very inspired lately. I try to blog everyday, but I just get side tracked and then I forgot. It happens, but what can you do? I will do my best to start this up again and make sure I write new content everyday. That being said let's get down to brass tax...

Anyone catch the Rock of Love finale? The whore won.

So long Isiah Thomas. I am sooooooooooooo sad to see you go.

As if the world isn't screwy enough, now we have to worry about pirates?

I love the Beastie Boys and the album 'Check You Head', but do I really need 10 versions of 'So What'cha Want' with that deluxe edition?

Damn you Wendy's Spicy Chicken Samich!!